past future tenses
meet var and farb. they exist like you. a technicolor nightmare-scape fills their void. what fills your void? would you like to test your void? hmmm, it seems that the water is not warm. built in the not too distant past (or was it future?), var and farb are delighted by your presence. they wish you the whole universe for all of your wanderings. in var and farb's pasttime, they dream of the past. in var and farb's futuretime, they dream of the future.